Drazi invasion

[temporus]

Heard in the Greaves household just the other night:

Me: No
Litlle Man: Yes
Me: No
Litlle Man: Yes
Me: No
Litlle Man: Yes
Me: Purple (A subtle attempt on my part to break out of an endless loop.)
Little Man: (without missing a beat)  Green!
Me: Purple!
Little Man: Green!
Me: Purple!
Little Man: Green!
Me: Purple!
Little Man: Green!
(And it goes on from there....)

I had no idea that my son and I were apparently part Drazi, nor that we were from different factions.   My wife, playing the role of Ivanova, stopped the fighting by announcing that dinner was ready.